unclefather:

wasted

unclefather:

wasted

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rawdi-kun:

dying before your friends and welcoming them to hell like

image

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framewxrk:

too lazy to masturbate can you do it for me

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onebuttscratcher:

Bart Simpsons: Barbeque Sauce and Teddy Bear’s Eyes.. They Want a Baby… God Knows Why…

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onlylolgifs:

He used the wrong

onlylolgifs:

He used the wrong

(via ruinedchildhood)


veracrossing:

This is my favorite leap year quote. 

veracrossing:

This is my favorite leap year quote. 

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ultrafacts:

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justazombiewithakeyboard:

butcarlthatkillspeople:

sarcastic-snowflake:

just a reminder: we’re two periods away from 2014.

you couldn’t just say months you had to measure time with your menstrual cycle

fUN FACT. the earliest form of a calender that’s ever been found was to keep track of an ancient person’s menstrual cycle. ppl with vaginas invented time. there is a reason that months are about the same length as the time between periods. that is all.

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